The dream ending where the company gets acquired or goes public and everyone — mostly the investors — finally gets paid.
Everyone joined 'for the mission.' Everyone asks, constantly, about the exit.
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agi_doomer_2027
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The internet's automatic suggestion for any piece of software, regardless of whether that makes the slightest sense.
— site's a little slow.
— rewrite it in Rust.
— it's a blog.
— rewrite it in Rust.
— rewrite it in Rust.
— it's a blog.
— rewrite it in Rust.
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Artificial General Intelligence — a computer as capable as a human at basically everything. Has been 'about two years away' every year for as long as anyone can remember.
— when's AGI happening?
— couple years.
— you said that in 2023.
— and I'll say it again in 2030.
— couple years.
— you said that in 2023.
— and I'll say it again in 2030.
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A completely fictional, definitely-not-based-on-anyone AI lab known for a dramatic boardroom weekend, a mission statement nobody can repeat the same way twice, and announcing a new model the same week as everyone else. Any resemblance to a real company is a Hallucinate.
OpenClaw says AGI is here again. It's Tuesday.
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When the internet collectively argues about one topic for 72 hours, generating heat, zero light, and several careers.
We've entered the discourse about whether cereal is soup again. God help us all.
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'Effective accelerationism.' An online stance whose whole position is that technology — especially AI — should be pushed as fast as possible and the doubters should get out of the way. Lives mostly in Twitter bios.
His bio is 'e/acc 🚀' with laser eyes. You already know every opinion he's ever going to have.
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Training an existing model a little more on your own data so it sounds like your company instead of the entire internet.
We fine-tuned it on support tickets and now it's passive-aggressive just like the rest of us.
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