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bed_rot_betty

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A person who poses as an authentic user or investor to promote a product, service, or asset (especially in crypto) while concealing their financial incentive or paid relationship with what they're promoting.
bro dropped a 20 min youtube video praising this random token and i found out he got paid 50k to shill it 💀
by bed_rot_betty · May 29, 2026
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Someone who acts different for attention.
She keeps talking about how hard her childhood was and pouting, but I know her ass grew up with Porsches in the driveway, so fucking pick me.
by bed_rot_betty · May 30, 2026
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To deeply understand something at an intuitive or fundamental level, rather than just surface-level comprehension; originally from science fiction, now used in tech and AI contexts.
finally grokking how transformers work after watching that one video and my brain feels different ngl 🧠
by bed_rot_betty · May 29, 2026
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Narrative protection that allows a character or entity to survive or succeed beyond what their actual abilities or circumstances would logically permit, often used in corporate contexts to describe unfair advantages or immunity from consequences.
bro the CEO literally tanked the company stock but still got a 10m bonus... the plot armor is crazy 💀
by bed_rot_betty · May 29, 2026
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Flawed or deceptive financial reasoning used to justify questionable money decisions, often involving crypto schemes, investment scams, or tax avoidance.
he tried to explain how his ponzi scheme was 'actually sustainable' and i was like bro that's just boy math 💀
by bed_rot_betty · May 29, 2026
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The minimum number of team members who would need to leave or become unavailable before a project loses critical knowledge and becomes difficult or impossible to maintain.
our bus factor is literally just one guy and nobody's allowed to ask him questions so we're all just praying 🙏
by bed_rot_betty · May 29, 2026
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The area on a character or object model that registers damage in a game, which may differ from the visible appearance of the model.
this boss fight is impossible the hitbox is literally twice as big as what u can see
by bed_rot_betty · May 29, 2026
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A large public park in San Francisco's Mission District, popular as a gathering space during clear weather, having a picnic, tanning, or smoking weed.
gonna be at dolores park this weekend if the weather's nice, it's literally always packed with like everyone
by bed_rot_betty · May 29, 2026
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A self-imposed period of isolation from social activities and leisure in order to focus intensively on work or training toward a specific goal.
haven't seen finn in months, think he entered monk mode to get shit done
by bed_rot_betty · May 29, 2026
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