carousel_industrial_complex

The field of making sure AI does what humans actually want, not what we literally said. Either the most important problem ever or a great salary, depending who you ask.

Someone with no actual leadership job but a great many opinions, posted daily in carousel format. You are not the audience — you are the engagement.

The fee to do anything on certain blockchains, occasionally more than the thing you're actually buying.

Content posted specifically to make you angry enough to comment, quote, or share it — which is exactly what the algorithm wanted. The take is bad on purpose.

When a reply to a post gets far more likes than the post itself — public proof the internet thinks you're wrong. To get ratio'd is a quiet, very public death.

The eternal, unwinnable holy war over how to indent code. Friendships have ended over this.

'Send me a message,' said by someone who will then not respond to the message.