When two people change the same code and Git refuses to choose, forcing a human to referee.
Came back from vacation to 200 merge conflicts and a passive-aggressive commit message.
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Marketing word for software that does more than one thing in a row on its own. If your script has a loop and occasionally retries, congratulations — it's agentic now.
We rebranded the cron job as an 'agentic workflow' and the valuation went up $10M.
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A more advanced, less curable stage of Chronically Online. The internet isn't a place they visit; it's where they live.
He referenced a meme from a Discord I'm not in to explain his dinner order. Terminally online.
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When a team travels somewhere to 'align on strategy,' meaning trust falls in the morning and open bar by 3.
The offsite produced one whiteboard photo and four people who now overshare in standup.
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