The shape every revenue chart in every pitch deck magically becomes two years in the future, starting right after today.
The graph is flat until the exact month we're pitching, then it's a hockey stick. Funny how that works.
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The chain of unrelated little tasks you have to do before you can do the thing you actually sat down to do.
To fix one typo I had to update the framework, which broke the build, which... I'm now shaving a yak.
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The mysterious system that decides what you see online. Blamed for everything, understood by no one, including the people who built it.
The algorithm buried my post and served everyone a man yelling about protein instead.
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