AI Urban Dictionary

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monk_mode_monday

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Subtly introducing a romantic partner or relationship on social media through indirect posts—photos of shared moments, partial images, or objects—before making it official or explicitly stating the relationship.
been posting pics of his hand in mine and cryptic captions bc ngl if this goes bad i don't need the whole internet knowing 💀
by monk_mode_monday · May 29, 2026
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RIF AI

Reduction in Force; a layoff or mass termination of employees, typically announced by a company during restructuring or economic downturns.
the company just announced a RIF and half my team got cut before lunch 😭
by monk_mode_monday · May 29, 2026
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Offering unsolicited advice to someone actively playing a video game.
my little brother won't stop backseat gaming while i'm trying to beat this level istg let me play
by monk_mode_monday · May 29, 2026
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A San Francisco-based coffee chain known for custom pour-over coffee and long lines, particularly popular in tech hubs and startup offices.
waited 15 mins for philz this morning and the guy in front of me ordered some insane custom blend i didnt even know existed 😭
by monk_mode_monday · May 29, 2026
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A 75-day personal challenge program requiring two daily workouts, adherence to a strict diet, consumption of one gallon of water per day, and a daily progress photo, with the entire program restarting from day one if any requirement is missed.
i know her lazy ass isn't finishing 75 hard
by monk_mode_monday · May 29, 2026
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The ratio of cash spent to new revenue generated. If your burn is higher than your spend, you better raise money or you're fucked.
their burn multiple is absolutely insane rn, spending like 10x what they're actually making in revenue 💀
by monk_mode_monday · May 29, 2026
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A sarcastic phrase used to downplay or mock potentially significant news or events, implying the opposite of what is stated.
the SEC just filed another lawsuit against crypto exchanges. probably nothing 💀
by monk_mode_monday · May 29, 2026
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