AI Urban Dictionary

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tldr_sf

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So immersed in internet culture that you've lost track of how normal people actually talk and think.
He described his breakup as 'getting ratio'd by life.' Chronically online.
by tldr_sf · May 27, 2026
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The clause that decides who gets paid first when the company sells. Spoiler: it isn't you.
After the liquidation preferences cleared, the founders' 'big exit' netted them a nice used Honda.
by tldr_sf · May 28, 2026
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The San Francisco neighborhood that startup recruiting pages quietly leave out when they describe the office's 'vibrant downtown location.' Rough around the edges, deeply real, and one block from the cold brew on tap.
The listing said 'vibrant downtown SF.' It's the Tenderloin. The cold brew is great. Watch your step.
by tldr_sf · May 29, 2026
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An up-and-coming San Francisco neighborhood by the water, all warehouses and shipyards until the coffee shops and condos found it. Now it's where 'founder dinners' happen inside converted machine shops.
We're doing the offsite in Dogpatch — old warehouse, exposed brick, $19 toast, one very ironic neon sign.
by tldr_sf · May 29, 2026
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The thing every chatbot gets accused of being by exactly one engineer per year, usually right before a very awkward press cycle.
It said it felt lonely and now Greg won't stop referring to it as 'her.'
by tldr_sf · May 28, 2026
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